Dunk My
Biscuits
A box of dunk-tested biscuits, each with a survival rating. Survivors not guaranteed.
How long can your biscuit survive the dunk?
We dunk-test real biscuits in real tea at 82°C, then box them by how long they last.
Meet the contestants
Every biscuit has a personality. Most of them are about to get wet.
01 / 05
The Dunk Rating
Every biscuit earns one. Most earn it the hard way.
Glass Cannon
0-2sTouches the tea and immediately gives up. A short, soggy, beautiful life.
Standard Issue
5-10sA decent, honest dunk. Knows when to get out. Sometimes a second too late.
The Indestructible
30s+Thirty seconds in and still going strong. We are no longer convinced it is food.
The Dunk Box
Everything,
one box
One box, every survival tier, plus a certificate to prove you take this entirely too seriously.
- 6full packs, dunk-tested in real tea
- 3survival tiers in every box
- 1Certificate of Dunk Readiness
One box, the lot
+ postage (biscuits can't drive)
Packed to survive the journey. The biscuits, less so.
Stop buying
socks
Nobody has ever cried tears of joy over socks. Give biscuits instead.
Send biscuits instead
#dunkmybiscuits
Follow the dunk tests, watch biscuits meet their end, and get a box sent to your door.
[email protected]Brand deals, biscuit emergencies, or grief counselling for a lost custard cream. Barry reads every one, and replies faster than a rich tea survives a dunk.
Warning: do not rescue sunken biscuits with bare fingers. The tea is hot and you will look foolish.